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« Reply #150 on: May 16, 2021, 02:17:01 pm »
Granted, you are now a boomer.

I wish I could convince myself that my NS work matters.

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« Reply #151 on: June 04, 2021, 11:44:28 am »
Granted, but [redacted] takes credit for it.

I wish I could portion food slightly better
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« Reply #152 on: June 04, 2021, 11:47:02 am »
Granted, it's still not good but it's better.

I wish I could get more people to RP with me D:<

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« Reply #153 on: June 04, 2021, 12:12:41 pm »
Granted, but you don't know much about German tanks.

I wish I had the power to control time.

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« Reply #154 on: June 16, 2021, 11:09:40 pm »
Granted but you can only go forward.

I wish paying for school was easier.
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« Reply #155 on: July 06, 2021, 08:17:01 pm »
Granted, the school simply deducts lifetime directly from your 5G microchip.

I wish I could stay well hydrated more easily
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« Reply #156 on: July 06, 2021, 11:31:34 pm »
Granted, but it's only unflavoured carbonated water.

I wish the potets would be done faster!

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« Reply #157 on: July 07, 2021, 05:25:25 pm »
Granted, they are now dehydrated and come in a compact powder form.

I wish I had a magic time turner.

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« Reply #158 on: July 07, 2021, 06:40:36 pm »
Granted, but it will always turn to the day Jesus was born and you have to roleplay as one of the wise men.

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« Reply #159 on: July 13, 2021, 09:53:07 am »
Granted, but it's neverending ginger tea. Which is fine, but you know, it's just not always what you want.

I wish the strawberry plant hadn't become infested.

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« Reply #160 on: July 16, 2021, 01:12:20 pm »
Granted, but it starts growing poison because why not

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« Reply #161 on: July 16, 2021, 02:12:56 pm »
Granted, but every time you use it you get angry emails from each character you chose to remove; if you try to block them, they become strongly worded letters delivered via pigeon

I wish I could sleep on command
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« Reply #162 on: July 18, 2021, 01:38:48 pm »
Granted, but it's the command of an Evil Doer who makes you go to sleep randomly and with ill intent

I wish I hadn't decided for no reason to buy a bunch of clothes that were one size too small
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« Reply #163 on: July 23, 2021, 11:29:13 am »
Granted, unfortunately by the time the properly sized clothes arrived, you had shrank two sizes.

I wish the one day I had finally decided to pull the curtain down, it wasn't suddenly sunny.

 

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