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#41
WARZONE / Match H: Generic Furry Avatar | Something, Etc.
September 09, 2021, 05:32:47 PM





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        Generic Furry Avatar





















Age:Immortal; un-aging
Strength:3
Agility:4
Wits:3
Spirit:3
Magic:3
Affinity:3
Command:3
Luck:3





  • Main attribute: being generic
  • Bright fur color will partially blind friends and foes alike

  • Due to the multitude of furries that they represent, they have no impressive strengths or major weaknesses
  • Seems to always keep left eye closed but at the same time appears to be unaffected by only using one eye to see
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

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Age:19 idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Strength:10
Agility:0
Wits:0
Spirit:3
Magic:2
Affinity:1
Command:4
Luck:5




Size matters. We're incredibly stupid. Also slow. But we can smash. We also either hate rocks or love rocks. You are all rocks. We could be wrestlers. We might have even killed some..err, rocks. This may or may not be a way for me to put a walrus in without feeling awfully boring.








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#42
WARZONE / Match G: Iris | The Local Library
September 09, 2021, 05:31:15 PM





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        Iris





















Age:17
Strength:0
Agility:4
Wits:5
Spirit:2
Magic:6
Affinity:4
Command:3
Luck:1





  • Owner of three tea dragons (Ginger, Aby, and Ocha) they can't fly or breath fire but they got teeth!
  • Wields a nice wooden staff
  • Healer in training
  • Precious
  • May seem stand-offish when you first meet her but she's really a sweetheart!
  • 'Clearly a main character'
Nobody messes with her dragons.                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

The Local Library       





















Age:at most 368
Strength:0
Agility:0
Wits:10
Spirit:5
Magic:4
Affinity:0
Command:2
Luck:4




Your local public library is a wonderful and welcoming place to connect to your community, learn facts about the world, use the internet for your convenience, or just find a fun book to read!

Our librarians are happy to help you find things, or even give recommendations! Your local library takes pride in happily enabling both independent and community enrichment for everyone!





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#43
WARZONE / Re: Match F: Death | The Pyramids
September 09, 2021, 05:29:48 PM



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     Death drew in the dank, cold air of the tomb. It seemed to...strengthen him. He stood in the doorway between light and dark. What was left of his sanity...implored him not to enter. But that voice...was just a whisper now. As he worked his way down, deeper and deeper into the crypt, he began to feel a change in himself. He seemed to be gaining strength. He could hardly see in the gloom but, somehow, he seemed to know the way...

For as long as life has existed, so has death. Endless millennia of quelling the living, of raising the undead. Nothing was beyond Death's mastery and control of the magicks of unlife. The pesky mortals with their petty structures could not understand the realities of the afterlife they could not know.

Death came at last to a great hall. This is where it would happen. He would blow up the pyramids from the inside. An incalculable and violent magically explosion. All it would take is a few moments of preparation, and who if not Death, had time for that. The room was quiet, save for the distant sounds of bats which were always around and easily frightened in cinematic moments. Suddenly, he let out a blood curdling scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahuhuaaiaiaiooaiaaaaa ahaoaaaaooooaaooaooohhhhhhh.

It was then that he realised, he hadn't been gaining strength. He had been gaining life.

The lights flicked on.

Ten thousand fliers for how to extend your life with hippy pyramid magic began to fall from the ceiling.

More lights flick on in the background, revealing spinning pewter wire frames of pyramids, eerily rotating in the background. On the plastic folding tables tables lay Etsy nicknacks of illuminated gift shop pyramid replicas, which sparkle brightly underneath the track lighting set up by the National Museum of Cairo. A cat with a triangular name tag dashes from the guided tour signs to the cover of shadows, behind its place is a glass of kiwi, celery and, probiotic kombucha.

Death shrieks again, the countless years of his unlife reversing rapidly. His timeless visage now under the spell of Benjamin Button. In but a few more trendy tik tok loops, he would be gone.
     

The Pyramids Win


       

#44
WARZONE / Re: Match E: Wood Block | Grit Whetstone
September 03, 2021, 06:21:51 PM



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IT'S TIME TO BLOCK. AND. LOAD.

Behold, the ultimate showdown between two objects that could readily act as replacement construction material! In this corner, nothing but corners. In the other corner, the same thing but with reflective sheen. The loser will be the ultimate square.

Mahogany comes out swinging -- about to knock the grit right off of whetstone. The preparedness, the determination, the force of will in the form of pure kinetic energy! Wood block cannot be denied, as it hurls its entire body against its opponent!

INCOMMING.

A suckerpunch! A sock right to the...uh, block! Mahogany is undone by an unexpected nimble doge and counter attack by Grit Whetstone, a combatant who must have spent a considerable time honing its skills. Now, the fight is underway. Onward to press the advantage. Again! But it's not to be. Wood Block blocks like a wood block could block wood. It's useless, Mahogany was caught off guard once, and it won't happen again. Grit Whetstone would have to try harder than that!

Secret weapon time: Wood block calls upon their own personal army of three hundred and fifty retired cabinet-making instructors from UCLA. The blades have been a thorn in Wood Blocks' sides for generations. That kind of expertise and cutlery would certainly come in handy right about now. The Whetstone grits its grit. And look, just as intended, the geriatric craftsmen's jaws drop to the floor at the sight of a sharpening stone. Wal-Mart hasn't stocked these in the last twenty years, it's all been those weird prong things! MY GOD THE GOOD OLD DAYS HAVE RETURNED. They rush to the Grit Whetstone, holding it down until their personal toolbox is back to the shape that Roy Underhill demands.

Grit Whetstone isn't out of the game yet. 75,000 years learning the art of magic wasn't wasted on nothing. If there was one positive thing that came out of a life age of living in Japan, it was Naruto. Secret weapon time, round 2: Grit Whestone crackes its cracks and, through the most arcane spinning block gestures, replicates itself ten thousand times. Thanks, mass production! Aha! A great stone wall! For ages they have stood protecting societies as impermeable barriers, but never before have they been sentient. With such self-awareness, there would be no stopping the tides of darkness yet to come.

The Great Wall of Whetstone simply falls over. It's mass devastating the small organic rectangle's body. And dreams.

Grit Whetstone Wins
     

#45
General Discussion / Re: On NationStates
September 01, 2021, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: Luca on February 22, 2019, 03:31:16 PM
Do we need mooore NS?

I'm semi-considering the possibility of making the NationStates region a slightly more established thing with more organisation, beauracracy, voting for WA issues, small scale recruitment for CalRef, and maybe draft an issue or GA resolution to make some kind of impact.

Is there any interest in doing this / is this a good idea or nah?

Mistakes were made.
#46
WARZONE / Match F: Death | The Pyramids
September 01, 2021, 06:03:36 PM





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Death





















Age:Not applicable
Strength:0
Agility:2
Wits:0
Spirit:2
Magic:10
Affinity:10
Command:1
Luck:0





  • Likes cats
  • Humans confuse him
  • Magic (living) horse named Binky
  • Scythe sharpened with sunlight, ambient glow caused by splitting molecules
Would really prefer not to be the personification of death, but it's got to be done. He's more real than both time and material reality, so can teleport and time travel as necessary.





The Pyramids





















Age:More than enough
Strength:0
Agility:0
Wits:0
Spirit:2
Magic:10
Affinity:2
Command:10
Luck:1




We are pointy.
We are sturdy.
We are not stoned, We are the stone.
And no, not the rolling stone.
Here we  stand, because here we were built.
Before we fight, make sure you have your sarcophagus commissioned, your shroud of the dead, the mask and the book.
don't forget the book.
And maybe you'll get to return as a mummy, if we  so command.                                                                                                                                                         




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#47
WARZONE / Match E: Wood Block | Grit Whetstone
September 01, 2021, 06:02:04 PM





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Wood Block





















Age:4,561 years
Strength:5
Agility:0
Wits:0
Spirit:0
Magic:6
Affinity:0
Command:7
Luck:7




• Made from Mahogany
• Loud and commanding
• Inspirational

This wood block was created 4,561 years ago in Mesopotamia as per the inscriptions on the backside. Its history has been recorded in paintings, carvings, texts and photographs.

The wood block was at many historical events such as the Battle of Thermopylae and the Apollo 11 moon landing. All media featuring the wood block do not depict a player, only the block and mallet acting on their own.

Truly an instrument any bard would be envious of.

Grit Whetstone





















Age:At least 75,000
Strength:5
Agility:1
Wits:1
Spirit:1
Magic:5
Affinity:5
Command:1
Luck:6




Wetter is Better!

0.01 micron, roughly. Gets very wet. So smooth. Makes pointy things pointier. Doubles as a brick, I guess. Probably because it's a stone. From Japan. I don't know where. Maybe Sapporo.                                   










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#48
The Admin Tower / Argo is Now a Mod
August 30, 2021, 04:04:47 PM
After pleading on my knees for months, nay years, on end for Argo to lend their galaxybrain spirit to our scant amount of moderation, they finally accepted this afternoon. :jump: Hooray! :jump:

I have every confidence that Argo will be awesome and amazing as a global moderator, and be empowered to help take care of us in times of crisis and do whatever weird ideas come up about how to positively pass the time as we all get through life. Just as they have been awesome since they arrived. :purpleheart:
#49





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Orkz Orkz Orkz Orkz





















Age:ORKZ DON' 'AVE BIRFDAYZ, BUT DA BIGGA' DA ORK, DA OLDA' 'E IZ - AND WE'RE ALL BIG
Strength:9 ORKZ IZ TUFF
Agility:4 ORKZ IZ KWIK
Wits:0 ORKZ KANT GET WIT OTHAWIZE DA SHOOTAZ' DON' WERK
Spirit:3 ORKZ ONLY LIV FOR DA WAAAGH!!!
Magic:0 WE DON' GOT NO ODDBOYZ 'ERE
Affinity:2 OUR SHOOTAZ, STABBAZ AN' CHOPPAZ ALMOZ' ALWAYZ WORKZ
Command:1 ALL DA BOYZ GOT IZ EACH OTHA
Luck:6 WE GOT 'ERE WIFOUT DYIN', AND IF ORKZ FINK IT, ORKZ KAN DO IT




WE ORK BOYZ ARE 'ERE FA' ONE 'FING AND ONE 'FING ONLY: TA PRUV DAT WE ARE DA BEST AT DA SHOOTIN' AND DA BOOMIN' AND DA STABBIN' AND DA CHOMPIN' AND DA STOMPIN'. TA DO DIZ, WE GOTZ OUR SHOOTAZ DAT GO DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA, OUR BIG BOOMAZ DAT MAKE DA BIG BOOMAZ AND OUR KLOZE KWARTAH KOMBAT WEPUNZ DAT GO STABBA STABBA, CHOMPA CHOMPA AND WHACKA WHACKA.

ONCE DA BOYZ PRUV TA ALL YOUZ PUNY HUMINZ AND ANIMULZ AND OBJEKS DAT WE IZ DA MOS' POWAFU', WE IZ GON' KEEP LOOKIN' FA' OTHA' TINGZ TA FIGHT. KOZ DAT IZ WAT WE ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ DO. WE JUS LUV TA FIGHT.

Mike Ehrmantraut





















Age:76-81
Strength:1
Agility:1
Wits:8
Spirit:0
Magic:0
Affinity:6
Command:8
Luck:1




Michael "Mike" Ehrmantraut is one of the most dangerous men west of the Mississippi. Whilst his old age hinders his strength and mobility, he makes up for it with his calm manner, voice of reason and cunningness. Mike knows the criminal business inside out and can easily outwit his opponents, and can flex his strength and brutality with his legion of foot soldiers and cronies under his command, in addition to his prowess with weapons. Don't expect mercy from this man: he doesn't do half measures.








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#50





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Cristiano Ronaldo





















Age:36
Strength:10
Agility:7
Wits:0
Spirit:0
Magic:0
Affinity:5
Command:2
Luck:1




Cristiano Ronaldo, the peak of human strength and physique. A 36 year old in a 20 year old's body, CR7 has no problem turning his opponents into mush. A lightning on his feet as well, being able to jump over mountains just to head the winning goal. Don't underestimate his ball control skills though, one free kick and everyone in Row Z gets annihilated.









Male Pattern Baldness





















Age:21 and up
Strength:0
Agility:0
Wits:0
Spirit:6
Magic:0
Affinity:5
Command:8
Luck:6




• Affects as many as half of all men around the world
• Men have a 25% chance of getting it at the age of 21, 40% chance at 35, and 50% chance at 50
• Can be psychologically distressing and affect self-esteem
• There is literally no reason for men to go bald it is so pointless everyone hates it so much

All men live in fear of it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         


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#51
Refugia / [Passed] FA Councillor Statement on Meihua
August 21, 2021, 04:58:13 PM


Statement on Meihua



     Refugia,

Tradition indicates that Refugia views its respective embassy regions as allies, aligned in values and culture, bound in friendship and a shared sense of purpose. In these relationships, the expectations are relatively casual. Our primary goal is the continuity of our communities and the peaceful coexistence with our neighbours where these values are shared. Although we aspire to these long lasting and harmonious friendships, through the inevitability of communities' rise and fall it is not always so.

The region Meihua is one of our older standing embassies, despite our minimal contact with the region. Indeed, it is indicative of the benefits of doing no harm. However, when this embassy was forged on February 12th 2020, the region was at its all-time high of eighty nations and seeking to improve. Instead, however, the region became locked into a steady decline that it has not found the ability to escape from. The cause seems to correlate to Lukatonia's resignation as Chief Elder on February 1st of that year.

The population has steadily fallen from eighty nations to its present state of fifteen, with the last nation casting an endorsement reaching its end as well. Ashaie's two and a half year delegacy has come to an end, and without another World Assembly native in the region, she cannot be replaced. It now appears to be regrettably time to retire this embassy and hope their community may one day recover and return to promising future that it once knew.

Until such time, under RRS 11(e) as the Acting Councillor of Foreign Affairs, I am initiating a region-wide referendum to determine the fate of this embassy, RRS 6(b)(iv).

- L
Refuge Isle
Arch-Administrator
#52
WARZONE / Match B: Agent 47 | Waluigi
August 21, 2021, 11:26:18 AM





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Agent 47





















Age:60
Strength:5
Agility:5
Wits:5
Spirit:0
Magic:10
Affinity:0
Command:0
Luck:0





  • Very shiny bald head
  • Weapons of choice are a newspaper, a briefcase, and your family's prized vase
  • Bends the laws of physics for the sake of the mission
  • Most premier magician assassin around

Agent 47 is an assassin whose background absolutely no one cares about. He has been known to divert from mission objectives to either knock everyone in a 100 sq. mile radius unconscious, visit the beach, or steal cars. But when he DOES focus on the mission, he's the best assassin money can hire. It is suspected that Agent 47 is really a magician who has mastered all the possible secrets of magic, but now spends his life spinning briefcases around corners and taking on assassination contracts. But this remains unverified.

Waluigi





















Age:26
Strength:6
Agility:3
Wits:6
Spirit:2
Magic:0
Affinity:0
Command:6
Luck:2





  • Very tall
  • Strong legs, will dropkick anyone who gets in his way
  • Assist trophy support
  • Amazing dancer

After 11 years of standing on the sidelines as merely an assist trophy, Waluigi is ready to make his enemies wah.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   


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#53
WARZONE / Match A: Film Noir | Keanu Reeves
August 21, 2021, 11:23:52 AM





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The Abstract Concept of Film Noir





















Age:90
Strength:2
Agility:8
Wits:10
Spirit:0
Magic:1
Affinity:4
Command:0
Luck:0





  • Influential genre dating back to the mid 20th century
  • Excellent deductive reasoning
  • Disembodied narration
  • Second-hand suits
The letter drifted under his door like smoke off the last drag of a fading cigarette; it had almost as many creases as he did. There was nowhere left to run. He had to figure out what happened to Jackie, and who had the jewels, but they were already closing in. A fight was looking for him, and it had 20/20 vision.





Keanu Reeves





















Age:56
Strength:5
Agility:5
Wits:2
Spirit:7
Magic:0
Affinity:5
Command:1
Luck:0





  • Thinks you're breathtaking
  • 'Whoa'
  • Only person on earth who deserves dogs
  • (Don't touch the dog)
  • A man of focus, commitment, and sheer will
He's kind. He's generous. He knows uncountable ways to kill you. He looks like he doesn't age, because he doesn't age. He won the love of literally everyone. He's Keanu Reeves.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             



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#54
WARZONE / WARZONE: Overview
August 21, 2021, 11:20:05 AM


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This is a limited time event. While it is too late to lodge an application in the character battle now, you can still vote in its polls and contribute to the battle lore.

     WARZONE


Have you ever wondered why we greet people as The Largest Warhammer 40k Discussion Forum on the Internet, yet were not in fact the largest Warhammer 40k Discussion Forum on the Internet??? Well now we have decided to become exactly that.

The madness has arrived! All of the banishment spells that have been cast in Dot's sus game have ripped open a portal in space-time and teleported us to the far future where there is only war. Joining us on the stage of history is a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. As the cry rings out for champions in these dark hours, we are joined by those brave enough to have answered the call.

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Socko


Waldo


The City of Denver


The Local Library


A Block of Wood


Death


Jeb Bush


Agent 47


Google-Chan


Dot's Variables


Ecclesia Catholica


Bob from Accounting


Orkz Orkz Orkz Orkz


Film Noir


Cristiano Ronaldo


Waluigi


Ikou


Grit Whetstone


Male Pattern Baldness


Smitty


Keanu Reeves


Generic Furry Avatar


Something, Etc.


Iris


The Pyramids


Mike Ehrmantraut


Revali


Winston Churchill


Raziel Luis


Hunter Leptk


Ibuki Mioda


Margaret Thatcher


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     The Battle of All Things


Join me in the newly-minted Warzone board, where a truly objective determination will be made about our champions. Except the objective is destruction.

In the Warzone board, you will be able to observe the bracket of matches we will be working through over the course of the next three weeks. The bracket is gloriously located at the top of the board and provides up-to-date information on characters' current standing. If you believe the bracket is out of date, give the page a refresh in case it is a caching issue. The bracket features the approximate match dates by section, but specific match dates are in the calendar below.

For each match, there will be a thread posted in the Warzone board. In each thread, you can write up an example of a battle in any form you choose. Be as elaborate or as simple as you wish. Be analytical and methodical or fanciful and storylike. Whichever you like best. Then vote in the poll to reflect how your match has turned out.

The results of the poll will determine the outcome and a canonical shitpost will be developed which expresses that result. You are not required to write a battle post to vote, although it is recommended. Votes will only be displayed after the poll closes.

     Prizes


As of this moment, every player who turned in applications to the character battle will receive :planet: 5,000 for each application submitted. However, now the goal is to get your character to survive these pseudo RP popularity contests. Prizes for longevity will be distributed according to these divine revelations:


  • Surviving the Round of 16           :planet: 25,000
  • Surviving the Quarter-Finals        :planet: 50,000
  • Surviving the Semi-Finals            :planet: 100,000
  • Winning the Battle of All Things   :planet: 250,000
Prizes stack and are awarded for each character's progression :heppy:

Any player whose character survives to the Semi-Finals, will receive a forum badge for their championship in the Warzone event: [img2]https://calref.cc/boardbanners/warzone.png[/img2]



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Disclaimer: We are not the largest Warhammer 40k discussion forum on the internet.
#55
The Admin Tower / CalRef Development Journal 20
August 21, 2021, 11:19:10 AM


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This is a limited time event. While it is too late to lodge an application in the character battle now, you can still vote in its polls and contribute to the battle lore.

     WARZONE


Have you ever wondered why we greet people as The Largest Warhammer 40k Discussion Forum on the Internet, yet were not in fact the largest Warhammer 40k Discussion Forum on the Internet??? Well now we have decided to become exactly that.

The madness has arrived! All of the banishment spells that have been cast in Dot's sus game have ripped open a portal in space-time and teleported us to the far future where there is only war. Joining us on the stage of history is a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. As the cry rings out for champions in these dark hours, we are joined by those brave enough to have answered the call.

[floatleft]






Socko


Waldo


The City of Denver


The Local Library


A Block of Wood


Death


Jeb Bush


Agent 47


Google-Chan


Dot's Variables


Ecclesia Catholica


Bob from Accounting


Orkz Orkz Orkz Orkz


Film Noir


Cristiano Ronaldo


Waluigi


Ikou


Grit Whetstone


Male Pattern Baldness


Smitty


Keanu Reeves


Generic Furry Avatar


Something, Etc.


Iris


The Pyramids


Mike Ehrmantraut


Revali


Winston Churchill


Raziel Luis


Hunter Leptk


Ibuki Mioda


Margaret Thatcher


[/floatleft]


     The Battle of All Things


Join me in the newly-minted Warzone board, where a truly objective determination will be made about our champions. Except the objective is destruction.

In the Warzone board, you will be able to observe the bracket of matches we will be working through over the course of the next three weeks. The bracket is gloriously located at the top of the board and provides up-to-date information on characters' current standing. If you believe the bracket is out of date, give the page a refresh in case it is a caching issue. The bracket features the approximate match dates by section, but specific match dates are in the calendar below.

For each match, there will be a thread posted in the Warzone board. In each thread, you can write up an example of a battle in any form you choose. Be as elaborate or as simple as you wish. Be analytical and methodical or fanciful and storylike. Whichever you like best. Then vote in the poll to reflect how your match has turned out.

The results of the poll will determine the outcome and a canonical shitpost will be developed which expresses that result. You are not required to write a battle post to vote, although it is recommended. Votes will only be displayed after the poll closes.

     Prizes


As of this moment, every player who turned in applications to the character battle will receive :planet: 5,000 for each application submitted. However, now the goal is to get your character to survive these pseudo RP popularity contests. Prizes for longevity will be distributed according to these divine revelations:


  • Surviving the Round of 16           :planet: 25,000
  • Surviving the Quarter-Finals        :planet: 50,000
  • Surviving the Semi-Finals            :planet: 100,000
  • Winning the Battle of All Things   :planet: 250,000
Prizes stack and are awarded for each character's progression :heppy:

Any player whose character survives to the Semi-Finals, will receive a forum badge for their championship in the Warzone event: [img2]https://calref.cc/boardbanners/warzone.png[/img2]



.
Disclaimer: We are not the largest Warhammer 40k discussion forum on the internet.
#56
WARZONE / Re: WARZONE: The Battle of All Things
August 19, 2021, 11:58:51 PM
There aren't too many rules for character apps, but the last two I don't really feel adequately follow them.

You will need to review the OP and resubmit your apps if you'd like them to be in the tournament, otherwise they will be skipped.
#57
Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game
August 18, 2021, 08:52:38 PM
HumanSanity — Today at 20:39
My argument is not with the eating of children
It is with the term based
#58
Spam / Re: One Word Storyline
August 18, 2021, 02:29:16 AM
Once upon a star supernova, twenty six legendary cards descended from our tall card tower. Hooray!

Our newfound love Testlandia, wore splendid magenta fursuit, specifically commissioned to contain BEES! It buzzed through rainbow, over walls yonder, and into the sky. At midnight, Gerald Ford erupted from his volcanic lair, overflowing with meritorious service. Both chambers reloaded their legislative shotguns while removing glistering shirts, heated by lava undershirts. Ford devoured the 535 imperial guards, while copper prices skyrocketed, and legislation stalled.

Meanwhile, the legendary crocodile, Crocodile Irwin, initiated CPR for the legislature of New Hartoria. Mercifully, HS wrote
#59
Spam / Re: Give yourself a pony name
August 18, 2021, 02:26:15 AM
Alexander Supertramp
#60
Spam / Re: Three Words Only
August 18, 2021, 02:24:30 AM
the next year