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Corruption Game

Started by Luca, November 11, 2019, 02:47:29 PM

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HumanSanity

Granted, but it starts growing poison because why not

I wish my keyboard Backspace button was working
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

DyllonAvocado

Granted, but every time you use it you get angry emails from each character you chose to remove; if you try to block them, they become strongly worded letters delivered via pigeon

I wish I could sleep on command
Dyllon!

There'#039s a light inside your soul that'#039s still shining in the cold, and the truth - the promise in our hearts
Don'#039t forget, I'#039m with you in the dark :)

HumanSanity

Granted, but it's the command of an Evil Doer who makes you go to sleep randomly and with ill intent

I wish I hadn't decided for no reason to buy a bunch of clothes that were one size too small
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Granted, unfortunately by the time the properly sized clothes arrived, you had shrank two sizes.

I wish the one day I had finally decided to pull the curtain down, it wasn't suddenly sunny.

Luca

Granted, the sun is now only visible from inside your apartment.

I wish I could eat a whole thing

Emily

Granted, but you find that inside you is a black hole, and the food emerges from a white hole approximately one microsecond before it goes into you.

I wish I didn't take inconvenient three hour naps every day.

Argo

Granted, but now you don't sleep ever and must steal energy from other beings.

I wish my phone would stop overheating.
Leonargo DiCaprio
The Lordax

HumanSanity

Granted, but it gets so cold it shuts down all the same

I wish I owned slightly larger water glasses
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Granted but they're just spectacles filled with water.

I wish I had more motivation to write.

Luca

Granted by most people come to the conclusion you can just skip book 11.

I wish it were September already.

Nangka

Granted, but you are now asleep until September ends.

I wish the prescription on my glasses are up to date.

Emily

Granted, but now you need a better prescription.

I wish my writing were as practised now as it was in 2016.

whatermelons

Granted, but you've only practised writing out the words "I wish my writing were as practised now as it was in 2016" since 2016.

I wish for a cold glass of tap water.

whater melons

Hunter Leptk

Granted, but there is lead

I wish I would never get ill.

whatermelons

Granted, you never get unwell from diseases but you catch them and pass them to many people unknowingly, becoming a super spreader of several diseases.

I wish that I could levitate 1cm above the ground at all times.
whater melons

Luca

Granted, but there is a 2cm snail, somewhere in the world, following you at all times.

I wish Dot were a sentient person capable of engaging conversation

Emily

Granted, but she mostly talks about Magic cards.

I wish it were easier to keep up with reading for uni.

Argo

Granted, but all the reading becomes only reading the script of Iron Man 2.

I wish I had more free time
Leonargo DiCaprio
The Lordax

Hunter Leptk

Granted but all you do with said free time is text your mother

I wish I had more wishes

HumanSanity

Granted, but they don't come true. You can wish them, doesn't mean they'll happen.

I wish my homework was complete already
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time