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In a battle of two entirely generic concepts, what concept shall prove stronger?

Generic Furry Avatar
2 (66.7%)
Something, Etc.
1 (33.3%)

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Voting closed: September 11, 2021, 05:32:47 pm

Match H: Generic Furry Avatar | Something, Etc.

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« on: September 09, 2021, 05:32:47 pm »


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Write up an example of a battle in any form you choose. Be as elaborate or as simple as you wish. Be analytical and methodical or fanciful and storylike. Whichever you like best. Then vote in the poll to reflect how your match has turned out. The results of the poll will determine the outcome and a canonical shitpost will be developed which expresses that result. You are not required to write a battle post to vote, although it is recommended.

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        Generic Furry Avatar


Age:Immortal; un-aging
Strength:3
Agility:4
Wits:3
Spirit:3
Magic:3
Affinity:3
Command:3
Luck:3



  • Main attribute: being generic
  • Bright fur color will partially blind friends and foes alike
  • Due to the multitude of furries that they represent, they have no impressive strengths or major weaknesses
  • Seems to always keep left eye closed but at the same time appears to be unaffected by only using one eye to see
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     


Something, Etc.       


Age:19 idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Strength:10
Agility:0
Wits:0
Spirit:3
Magic:2
Affinity:1
Command:4
Luck:5



Size matters. We're incredibly stupid. Also slow. But we can smash. We also either hate rocks or love rocks. You are all rocks. We could be wrestlers. We might have even killed some..err, rocks. This may or may not be a way for me to put a walrus in without feeling awfully boring.









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« Last Edit: September 16, 2021, 07:12:16 pm by Luca »

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2021, 07:57:56 am »
SOmething, etc. was lounging Somwhere, etc. And talking to SomeBoDy etc. When it saw a bright splash of neon on the horizon. The disgusting affront of colour apon its eyes (if it happened to have eyes at the time) drove it into a blind (pun intended) rage. Roaring (or hooting or something, etc.) Something, etc. walloped closer to the neon humanoid. Who spun around and began reciting a very long and in-depth speech about the complexities of the warrior cat book series. This sort of mindless droning would drive anyone with a brain totally insane, (hey that rhymes) but the walrus, sorry, SomThing, etc. was completely stupid. SomethIng, etc. Then attempted to stomp, squish and bludgeon the Generic Furry Avatar, but was too slow and too blind, and the Generic Furry Avatar was able to roll out of the way. The Generic Furry Avatar then asked SoMetHing, etc. who its favourite undertake character was. Something, etc. replied with "wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaagggggh..." The Generic Furry Avatar was running out of weird and uncomfortable small talk topics and began to panic. Something, etc. began eating a rock. Something, etc. WINS!

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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2021, 08:23:38 pm »


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Time for bed! The generic furry avatar began closing the tabs of its favourite fanfiction site of all time e62-, wait, no. Oh...oh there's so many other tabs here to close... *click* *click* *click* *click* *cl- wait what's this? The item in this tab was neither visually, nor literarily satisfying.

"Hmm, that's odd," said the inoffensive quadrilateral visage of canine floof. But what was it? Some form of land whale? A...walrus? The furry leaned into the screen just to be sure. Yes, yes, it must be so. The avatar blinked, and suddenly the image on the screen shifted. It was no longer a walrus, it was now presently something else. Something larger, an indescribable form, large, grey, and standing upright. It was apparently...eating...rocks? How did this tab get opened in the first place? Did someone send some kind of picture? Had it been a pop-up?

The avatar blinked again. Once again the form had changed, it was a walrus once more, but a much larger one, much more blubber, and at least one additional tusk. The image dominated nearly the entirety of the screen. How in the world had the image changed? This was peculiar, maybe some kind of looped gif. Maybe if the avatar watched long enough, it would cycle around and its deeper meaning would be unlocked.

The avatar blicked again. The image on the screen reverted to it's eldritch form. Large grey skin that appeared subtly in motion, the skin seemingly liquid, mobile, oozing. That's quite disturbing for a pure and sacred creature of the arctic. The furry avatar leaned into the computer screen and blinked again. Once more, the image became larger. It now overḟ̷̢̢̭͓̤̪̥͕̥̤̿͗̑̌̈́̿͒͆̕l̵͎̅̄̓̎́͠ỏ̸̥͆̕w̵̯̩̭̘̬̩͂́̇͘͝ẻ̴̖͍͚̦̳̦̩̱͖̙̆̅͝d the bounds of the wị̵̢̬̖̻̙̈́͐̓̆̈́̾̆̕͜n̶͈͓͗͜dow.

It did what, sorry?

I said it overflo̴̡̧̢̰̘̮̠̮͓͇͑͘̚w̸̠̻͖̝̟̖̝͕̠̌̆͐͒̄̈́͒ė̴͉͜ th̴͓̊e̶̫̘̳̲͖͚̪̣̥̾͗ͅ boủ̷̢̩̱͉͎̻̞́̋͂̒͐̋̏͗͜nds of the w̸͉͖̣̰̩͉͂̆̆̿i̶͔͔̮͓͈̾n̸̗̙̰̼͇̖͖̬̗̍̂̆͌͛d̶̢̫̙̫͐͋́̄̆̓̀̉̈́ơ̶̥̭͓̹̭̞̯̪͚̄̓̿͂̃̌͜͠w̸̛̤̼̑̈́̿̽̔̈́̏.

Oh dear, this is getting much worse. The furry, startled, fell backwards on its wooden dinging chair, now blinking repeatedly.

The oozing matter started growing with every blink, getting a little larger, getting a little bigger, it was now turning into this shape of Som̸͉̗̖̳̭͈̎̌͒͛̂̕̚͝ę̷̙̳̠͖̤̮͒͑̍̑̄̿͘͜ṫ̶̥̭̝̭̼̳̳̫͐̐̓́h̵͓̳̟̖̏̒̎̅̽͠͝ing/Anythi̸̗͈̙̫̣̒͑̒̅̌n̵̡̢̠̹̹̺̥̭̝̉̾g̸̛͖̩̗̻̙̜̔̈́̓́̂̓̒̈́̕/̴̣̬̤̪͍̦̝͍̤̄̿̓͐̊̎̈́ͅE̶̛̛̖̣̱̖͔͔͉͔̊̽͑̏̂̋͜ͅv̸̡̘̯̟̞̺͚̑̊̽͝͠é̸̡̳͍̼͖̖̱̭̼̔͐̇̀́r̴̤̣̱̜͇̭̦͙̦̖̒̓͘y̷̨̼̩͇̌̕̚thing/N̴̨̛̦͔̤͈͓͉̤̅̾̉͗̀̂͗͗ơ̶̡̰̳̹̽̑͌̔̐̽̒͑͜t̷͈͖̬͚͍̫͇̙͒͛̕ ̷̼̱͙͂̋̈̾̏N̶̰͕͇̯̩͉̈́̑͑͠ọ̷̓͛̾̄͌̚͝ţ̴̧̗͇̳̲̀͠h̵̭̹̲̭̰̺͖͉͇̑̏̆͒͑i̴̛̗̗̞̦̮̦͚̠͔̗̽̔͌̏̾̓̂͝n̶̢̧͈̲̰͎̲̰̰͐̔͗̕͜g̶͓̦̞̒ Big, Large, Sizeable, Huge, Great, High, Long, Grand, Massive, Heavy, Bulky, Cumbers̶̡̪̠̏̆ơ̸͉̱͓̞͉̥̻͇̳̦̈́́̊͗͋̂̂͐͘m̴̞͙̯̣̥̤̞̏̒e̷͙̓͑̒̃̑̂͛́̋͠,̶̤̲̅͗͌͋̊̈̀͜ ̵̙̗͌̋̆͐̈̽͘͠Ė̸̡͈̙̟̹̜̳̳͒̑ͅẍ̴̻̥̮́͋͒̽͊͂͝͝t̸̫̱̤̱̮̬̓ͅe̶̮̝̲̥͓͇̯͛̊̾͗͂̍̉͗͜͠ͅͅń̸̛̖̀s̵̉͌̅̍̆̌͘͜͝i̸͚̮̭̩͛v̷̡͙̙͖́̈e̵̛̫͎͙̓͊͒̀͋̆̽̒̎,̴̳̞̖̲̤̣̐̿͆̓̑̏̍̚͜ ̶̙͙̘͒͗G̸̻͕̻͍̻̮̠̭͓̃̎̒̀̏̈́̍͝͝ï̷͕̖̲̔͌̈́́̆͝ņ̴̟̲͙͈̘̼̤͂̄̉̓̾̐̑̑̓ǫ̷̺͔̲̖̦͍̖̩̿͜rmous, Gargantuan, Humongous, Gigantic, E
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b̸̳̼̮̿̍͝ḷ̷̊͊̓̐̐͂̅̍̅ȩ̴͇̹̻̗̞͈͐́͆ͅ ̴̢̨̩̺͎̌̀̇S̷̡̖̳͎̦̜̫̦̋̚ͅͅi̵̧̫͚͎̭͙͙̿̉̾͗͂z̸͚͑̽̀̐͌̿͘͝͠͠è̵̛̜̰͕̳̽̈̂́͌̿́̚,̵̞̖͖̊ ̸̣̓̃̉Ȅ̸̢̠͈̣̖̭̺̲̈́̍x̵̡͔̥̟̰̼͖̞͋͆̓t̵̺͎̰̮̏ę̷̮̪̺͉̟͗́͂͝n̷̰͛͑̓̈̌̓̆̕ṫ̷̢͈͋̒̏̒͆̓͜,̵̪̘̼̜͎͎̭͎̳̟̒̄̚ ̸̛͉̙̣̳̰͎͗̀͆̊̑̒̚̚ơ̶̰̤̟̤̬̱͔̦͎̿̃͂̒̔̋̈́͝͠r̴̞͚͔͙̋̄̏͆̓̚͜ ̸̢͕̱͚̭̘̠̟͈̓͂͂̂̉̚







HOLY FUCKING SH-


















































Silence.


























All was dark. Suspiciously quiet. Quieter than the generic furry avatar could remember it being in this room in quite a long time. Maybe ever.

What had happened?






The avatar looked around.



Behind it, the reliable oven clock was completely dark.



Oh.



The power had gone out. That makes sense.

Too many people running their air conditioners this summer. "Looks like climate change kills another arctic creature."

The furry avatar looked at the remnants of the fried computer on the fold-out kitchen table.

"Well, maybe that's for the best."


Generic Furry Avatar Wins


     

 

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