Corruption Game

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« on: November 11, 2019, 02:47:29 pm »
This board has been up for a few days without any ideas on what to post, so it must be time for a new megathread in this officially sanctioned board to post nonsense.

This is the corruption game. The point is to grant the wish of the previous poster in the most useless or unsatisfying way. Then, make a new wish for the next poster.

Quote from: Opening Prompt
I wish I owned a sports car.

Granted, but it is in space.

I wish I had a lamp for this room.

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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2019, 02:52:08 pm »
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I wish I had a lamp for this room.

You absolute goof! Your lamp is a roaming spider - you must capture it every time you wish to turn it on or off! Muahaha!


I wish I had more ideas on what to post in the forums :spider: or is that wish a lil too meta :shrugshrug:
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2019, 03:11:39 pm »
Granted, but you become exceedingly anxious with self-doubt when you start writing a post and never actually manage to send a message.

I wish it were December.

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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2019, 03:16:34 pm »
Granted, but it will now always be December.

I wish I had another lamp in this room.

Edit: Haha, I'm distracted. I forgot I posted that.

I wish I had some dinner already

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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2019, 03:19:54 pm »
 :cthulhu: eternal december hype

Granted, but you have to wait for me to arrive before eating, and I'm a very slow runner :spider:

I wish I had an unlimited supply of gum!
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2019, 03:29:35 pm »
no teeth

i wish i had an endless stream of coffee that i could prepare without any effort or creating any waste  :spider:

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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2019, 03:33:03 pm »
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no teeth
that's...blunt :NotLikeCat: my dentist won't be happy with that

your coffee is always juuust too hot to drink muahaha :spider:

I wish I had a violin!
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2019, 03:39:45 pm »
no strings

i wish i weren't so cold all the time

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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2019, 03:48:02 pm »
no more christmas cuz it's too warm for santa to visit :c

I wish I was an animal that could change into a human by shedding my skin and change back by putting it back on
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2019, 03:53:35 pm »
Granted, but you produce an incredible stench every time your skin comes off.

I wish I had an idea for what I should write.

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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2019, 05:30:40 pm »

I wish I had an idea for what I should write.
Granted, but you have no fingers with which to write.

I wish I had perfect skin.

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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2019, 06:54:08 pm »
Granted, but your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

I wish I was immune to onion tears.

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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2019, 07:12:27 pm »
Granted but now you see the tearjerking injustice and tragedy of onions being sliced with a knife every time you do so.

I wish I could just have this comfortable feeling forever.

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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2019, 10:31:30 pm »
Granted, but now you're always so comfortable you get into a trance-like state and are no longer aware of your surroundings.

I wish I had a car.

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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2019, 09:25:59 am »
Sure, but the brakes don't work so everytime you need to stop or slow down somewhere you need to release the gas pedal between ten and a hundred feet before your destination.

I wish I knew how to draw.
that is not dead which can eternal lie;
and with strange ├Žons even death may die.

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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2019, 10:19:36 am »
I think you're vastly underestimating the coasting momentum of vehicles. :thinking:

Granted. You know how to draw exceptionally well, but your fingers no longer have joints.

I wish we had more pie.

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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2019, 10:49:39 am »
Granted, but every foodstuff and beverage now only exists in pie form.
that is not dead which can eternal lie;
and with strange ├Žons even death may die.

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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2019, 09:47:45 am »
Boo, you didn't make a new wish  :tongue:

I wish I was an ent O.o

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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2019, 10:30:18 am »
I wish I was an ent O.o
Granted. You have termites :/

I wish I could fly!

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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2019, 01:00:48 pm »
Granted, you can never land again.

I wish I had chocolate.

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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2019, 02:02:37 pm »
Granted, you can never land again.

I wish I had chocolate.
Granted, but now everything you own is Chocolate.

I wish I was a wizard.
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2019, 05:14:25 pm »
Granted, you are the Wizard of Id.

I wish I could solve global warming.

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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2019, 01:10:15 pm »
Granted, but now there's global cooling. ❄️❄️❄️

I wish we were writing more!

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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2019, 01:38:25 pm »
Granted, but now there's global cooling. ❄️❄️❄️

I wish we were writing more!
Granted But now we all write in wucelapan.

I wish I had someone who loves cheese wheels as much as I do.
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2019, 03:00:35 pm »
Granted, but they like them as tires, not to eat them, and they steal all of yours.

I wish I knew what trees felt like . . .

 

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