Corruption Game

« **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2019, 04:39:21 pm »

Granted but you now lose all movement in your hands

I wish I could dance

« **Reply #26 on:** November 21, 2019, 08:08:09 am »

Granted, but the only dance you can ever do is the Worm.

I wish we'd get some snow here this winter.

« **Reply #27 on:** November 22, 2019, 06:14:23 pm »

Granted, you are visited by Jon Snow

I wish there were more villages on the Minecraft server.

« **Reply #28 on:** November 22, 2019, 08:04:33 pm »

Granted. They're full of zombies!

I wish getting all the trees in Harvestcraft wasn't so expensive!

« **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2019, 01:53:13 pm »

Quote from: Valkyrie on November 22, 2019, 08:04:33 pm

Granted. They're full of zombies!

I wish getting all the trees in Harvestcraft wasn't so expensive!

Granted but now the economy is ruined.

I wish for a better government

« **Reply #30 on:** December 01, 2019, 01:04:35 pm »

Granted, it ceases to exist after 28 days

I wish for more free time

« **Reply #31 on:** December 01, 2019, 01:13:19 pm »

Granted, everyone has free time except for you.

I wish it wasn't so friggin cold over here.

« **Reply #32 on:** December 01, 2019, 04:06:24 pm »

Granted, it is now approximately 40 degrees there year-round.

I wish it was easier to design things in Minecraft.

« **Reply #33 on:** December 01, 2019, 04:49:24 pm »

Granted but everything must be made from Dirt.

I wish for a pie

« **Reply #34 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:03:08 pm »

Granted. It's a mud pie.

40 degrees isn't that bad *stares at the stupid snow sticking to the ground*

I wish we could vacation on the moon.

« **Reply #35 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:04:15 pm »

Granted but it costs more than Bill Gates entire net worth doubled
I wish for a refugian rank

« **Reply #36 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:06:15 pm »

Granted, you are conscripted into our defender army.

I wish for lots of food to eat tonight

« **Reply #37 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:07:31 pm »

Granted but the food is the flesh off of a homeless man's feet.

I wish for war.

« **Reply #38 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:10:18 pm »

Granted, but you must play with four decks of cards.

I wish to glow in the dark.

« **Reply #39 on:** December 01, 2019, 05:29:59 pm »

Quote from: Rea on December 01, 2019, 05:03:08 pm

40 degrees isn't that bad *stares at the stupid snow sticking to the ground*

Do you love the flaming ruins of all your surroundings? 40 is so hot.

Granted, Luca, but the glow makes it difficult to sleep.

I wish more people were interested in making posts for AVftS.

« **Reply #40 on:** December 01, 2019, 08:28:24 pm »

Granted but their posts are short,

I wish for a stable economy

« **Reply #41 on:** December 01, 2019, 09:59:33 pm »

Granted, it's an economy of horses.

I wish we had an economy of horses.

« **Reply #42 on:** December 01, 2019, 10:27:09 pm »

Quote from: Valkyrie on December 01, 2019, 09:59:33 pm

Granted, it's an economy of horses.

I wish we had an economy of horses.

Granted but the economy is crashing hard

I wish for a tree

« **Reply #43 on:** December 01, 2019, 10:35:19 pm »

I read it as 40 degrees Fahrenheit xD (I'm just waiting for y'all to get into the forest :'D )

Granted, but it's the sad, cursed tree from Majora's Mask.

I wish I WAS a horse.

« **Reply #44 on:** December 02, 2019, 03:03:39 pm »

Granted, but your name is Phobos.

I wish the office walls were blue.

« **Reply #45 on:** December 02, 2019, 03:12:10 pm »

granted it has flecks of baby vomit yellow in it

I wish for the burning of Conifer

« **Reply #46 on:** December 02, 2019, 03:34:44 pm »

Granted, but Evergreen Conifer is fine.

I wish I had brought gloves.

« **Reply #47 on:** December 04, 2019, 01:50:01 pm »

Granted, but you can only take them off if you jump up three times and say "I'm a biscuit."

I wish I wasn't single.

« **Reply #48 on:** December 04, 2019, 06:18:15 pm »

Granted, you're married to Thanos.

I wish I knew how to write chase scenes.

« **Reply #49 on:** December 04, 2019, 06:35:09 pm »

Granted, but unfortunately it's just scenes about chasing shots of whiskey with various strange substances.

I wish more people were interested in playing with us.