Corruption Game

« **Reply #50 on:** December 05, 2019, 12:09:39 pm »

Granted, but puppets strings now control your arms.

I wish it would snow again.

« **Reply #51 on:** December 08, 2019, 06:46:39 pm »

Granted but its yellow snow.

I wish i had a dollar for every time I met an LGBTQ+ individual

« **Reply #52 on:** December 08, 2019, 09:10:41 pm »

Granted, the only people you meet from now on are cishet types.

I wish I had more time in a day to do things.

« **Reply #53 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:13:48 am »

Granted, you do all the things but never have time for Warframe

I wish that we could find an apartment that had carpet.

« **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2019, 12:16:11 pm »

Granted, it smells bad. (IRL my carpet smells)

I wish I had better guitar playing skills.

« **Reply #55 on:** December 19, 2019, 08:47:30 pm »

Granted, but they're only marginally better.

I wish we could find an apartment that didn't require us to have a roommate.

« **Reply #56 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:27:20 pm »

Quote from: Valkyrie on December 19, 2019, 08:47:30 pm

Granted, but they're only marginally better.

I wish we could find an apartment that didn't require us to have a roommate.

Granted, but it's let by Dracula and his wife at the end of the world's longest bus ride.

I wish I could build my PC again already

« **Reply #57 on:** January 08, 2021, 05:53:06 pm »

Quote from: Luca on December 23, 2019, 02:27:20 pm

I wish I could build my PC again already

Granted, but just because you build it doesn't mean it works, and it can never connect to the interwebs.

I wish my water glass was larger so I didn't have to refill it as much

« **Reply #58 on:** January 08, 2021, 06:03:16 pm »

Quote from: HumanSanity on January 08, 2021, 05:53:06 pm

I wish my water glass was larger so I didn't have to refill it as much

Granted but its always half-empty.

I wish I had a pet duck that made absolutely divine sandwiches.

« **Reply #59 on:** January 08, 2021, 06:05:51 pm »

Quote from: Dax on January 08, 2021, 06:03:16 pm

I wish I had a pet duck that made absolutely divine sandwiches.

Granted, but the duck poops in each sandwich.

I wish my foot was not asleep

« **Reply #60 on:** January 08, 2021, 06:32:54 pm »

Granted, but now your foot is singing and dancing like in a show tune. And won't stop.

I wish I had more pizza.

« **Reply #61 on:** January 08, 2021, 10:54:48 pm »

Granted, but the pizza is all of your least-favourite ingredients.

I wish I was better at making cool dispatches.

« **Reply #62 on:** January 09, 2021, 01:29:33 am »

Granted, but they're all on you DEAT nation.

I wish it were always autumn.

« **Reply #63 on:** January 09, 2021, 01:41:44 pm »

Granted! But the leaves are never crunchy enough

I wish for a vigintillion cookies!

« **Reply #64 on:** January 09, 2021, 02:49:41 pm »

Granted but they're all made with no sugar.

I wish my microwave didn't beep continuously without interruption until you opened the door

« **Reply #65 on:** January 09, 2021, 03:31:56 pm »

Granted, but it now beeps nonstop while the door is open.

I wish I wasn't tired even though I got enough sleep.

« **Reply #66 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:17:36 pm »

Granted, but now you are asleep even though you are not tired.

I wish I had more books in the apartment.

« **Reply #67 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:21:31 pm »

Granted! Everything in your apartment is now made out of books. And most of them aren't very good.

I wish I was really good at fighting games

« **Reply #68 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:24:17 pm »

Granted, but your super strength means out of fight you can't even perform basic functions like picking up a water glass without breaking something

I wish I had eaten slightly less food for dinner so I don't have a stomach ache

« **Reply #69 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:54:24 pm »

Granted, but slightly too much food is removed, so now you're hungry again.

I wish I was a true pro gamer.

« **Reply #70 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:55:41 pm »

Granted, but only in Tetris.

I wish my glasses would stay on my nose

« **Reply #71 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:56:46 pm »

Granted! Now they won't come off your nose!

I wish I was as big as the empire state building

« **Reply #72 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:58:13 pm »

Granted, but due to the square-cube law, you can't support your own weight. Shucks!

I wish I had unlimited coffee!

« **Reply #73 on:** January 09, 2021, 05:01:56 pm »

It is granted! Your supply of coffee will never run out, no matter how much you make - but much like Tantalus, you find that any time you go to drink the coffee it recedes just out of reach, rendering you unable to drink any.

I wish I had a portal gun

« **Reply #74 on:** January 09, 2021, 05:50:01 pm »

Granted, however it only leads to The coin operated hand dimension.

I wish I could get my braces off.